English paper for 12th class
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
UAE's Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Indian Student........
Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
Thursday, January 7, 2016
Joke # In exam paper Whats love?
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Guess which place is this....
This place is in INDIA
over Railway and Construction Engineers have built this INCREDIBLE
SALUTE THEM
over Railway and Construction Engineers have built this INCREDIBLE
SALUTE THEM
Indian in Super Market LOL
I bet u can’t control a hearty laugh!!
An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S.
He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out…
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Indian to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a dog.
He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week, the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy & immediately pulls it out…!!!
He shouts at the Indian, “What the hell…!!!
This is shit, You Idiot…!!!???”
The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper please…???”
An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S.
He finds cat food at special prices.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out…
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Indian to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a dog.
He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week, the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy & immediately pulls it out…!!!
He shouts at the Indian, “What the hell…!!!
This is shit, You Idiot…!!!???”
The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper please…???”
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Good Morning
The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them
...
but the better person you become by being with them.
Good Morning!
Friday, January 1, 2016
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