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Friday, November 27, 2015
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Status comedy
"I LOVE WALKING IN THE RAIN BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE ME CRYING".................
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aaisa status dalne wale log hi Swimming pool me Su Su karte he ☝
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aaisa status dalne wale log hi Swimming pool me Su Su karte he ☝
Devdas joke
देवदास ने पारो के घर के सामने
सूसू कर दिया,
पारो ने पूछा, “देव ये तूने क्या कर दिया?”
देवदास बोला, “तेरी बेवफ़ाई ने इतना दर्द दिया की आँसुओं ने अपना रास्ता बदल दिया.”
सूसू कर दिया,
पारो ने पूछा, “देव ये तूने क्या कर दिया?”
देवदास बोला, “तेरी बेवफ़ाई ने इतना दर्द दिया की आँसुओं ने अपना रास्ता बदल दिया.”
Hindi joke on ALCOHOLIC
बेटा : पापा आप शराब मत पिया करो..
पापा : पीने दे बेटा, साथ क्या ले कर जाना है ?
बेटा : इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे..
बेटा : इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे..
Smiley joke on NAME PAPya
Beat this
Girl : what's ur nik name ?
Boy :
Girl : hey kai...
boy: its Pappya...
Boy :
Girl : hey kai...
boy: its Pappya...
Smiley joke on NARENDRA MODI
Baap of all
Girl :- aapka naam kya hai ?
Boy :- ✈✈✈✈✈✈...
Girl :- Oh achha "narendra modi" ..
Smiley joke on BAHUBALLI
Boy: ✂👳💪❓🔪
Girl : kya???
Boy: cut appa Ne Bahubali ko kyu Mara?
Girl dead.... 😅😂😂😂
Smiley joke
Baap of all
Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
Boy :-
Girl- मतलब ???
Boy- "थांब की जरा मावा खाल्लाय."
Whatsapp Joke
Ye kadak h! ON WHATSAPP
Ladki ka baap:- kya krta hai apka beta..??
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Ladke ka baap:-
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Ladki ka baap:- mtlb..??
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Ladke ka baap:- welding krta hai
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Ladke ka baap:-
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Ladki ka baap:- mtlb..??
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Ladke ka baap:- welding krta hai
Marathi Comedy
उंदिरांची टोळी तलवारी घेऊन धावत होती,
रस्त्यात वाघाने विचारल, का रे ? का धावताय ? राडा काय आहे?
उंदिरांची टोळी तलवारी घेऊन धावत होती,
रस्त्यात वाघाने विचारल, का रे ? का धावताय ? राडा काय आहे?
उंदिर : आईच्या गावात, तिकडे Admin ने कोणाच्या तरी पोराच्या हातातला मोदक पळवला आणि
नाव आमच्या वर आलंय...
नाव आमच्या वर आलंय...
Last bencher MASS
First bench doing job and last bench doing business. Truth of school life. A first bench student knows the answer of every problem. But, a last bench student knows how to face every problem ....
This is for u all back benchers..
This is for u all back benchers..
Marathi joke on sharath pawar
एकदा एक लहान मुलगा आपल्या आईबरोबर एका दुकानात गेला.
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मुलगा दिसायला गोड होता म्हणून साहजिकच त्या दुकानदाराने त्याच्यासमोर
चॉकलेटचा डबा समोर धरला आणि म्हणाला.
'घे तुला हवे तितके चॉकलेटस.!
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मुलाने नम्रपणे नकार दिला.
आपण दिला तर मी घेईन असे म्हटले.
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'दुकानदाराला त्या चिमुरड्या मुलाचे नम्र बोलणे आवडले,
त्याने डब्यातून मुठभर चॉकलेटस् त्याच्या हातावर ठेवले.
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मुलगा आनंदाने घरी गेला.
घरी गेल्यावर आईने त्याच्या नम्रपणावर खुश होऊन त्याच्या
आवडीचा खाऊ त्याला दिला आणि विचारले.
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'का रे तुला डब्यात हात घालून घ्यावेसे वाटले नाही का?
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'त्यावर मुलगा म्हणाला..
'मला काही क्षणासाठी मोह झाला होता पण पुढच्या
क्षणी माझ्या डोक्यात विचार आला की,
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.माझे हात छोटे आहेत त्यामुळे त्यात जास्तीत तीन
किंवा चार चॉकलेटस् आले असते,
पण काकांचा हात मोठा असल्याने जास्त चॉकलेटस् मिळाले.
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मुलगा दिसायला गोड होता म्हणून साहजिकच त्या दुकानदाराने त्याच्यासमोर
चॉकलेटचा डबा समोर धरला आणि म्हणाला.
'घे तुला हवे तितके चॉकलेटस.!
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मुलाने नम्रपणे नकार दिला.
आपण दिला तर मी घेईन असे म्हटले.
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'दुकानदाराला त्या चिमुरड्या मुलाचे नम्र बोलणे आवडले,
त्याने डब्यातून मुठभर चॉकलेटस् त्याच्या हातावर ठेवले.
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मुलगा आनंदाने घरी गेला.
घरी गेल्यावर आईने त्याच्या नम्रपणावर खुश होऊन त्याच्या
आवडीचा खाऊ त्याला दिला आणि विचारले.
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'का रे तुला डब्यात हात घालून घ्यावेसे वाटले नाही का?
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'त्यावर मुलगा म्हणाला..
'मला काही क्षणासाठी मोह झाला होता पण पुढच्या
क्षणी माझ्या डोक्यात विचार आला की,
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.माझे हात छोटे आहेत त्यामुळे त्यात जास्तीत तीन
किंवा चार चॉकलेटस् आले असते,
पण काकांचा हात मोठा असल्याने जास्त चॉकलेटस् मिळाले.
पुढे तो मुलगा शरद पवार झाला.
Remember the importance of ATTACHMENT
A very emotional quote !!
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night ...
Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other ...
Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment ...
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing ...
That's when you realize the true meaning of Attachment ... !!
About Edison
Must read
Must read
One Day Thomas Edison Came home and gave a paper to his mother. He told her, “My teacher gave this paper to me, and told me to only give it to my mother”.
His mother’s eyes were tearful as she read out the letter aloud to her son : Your child is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have enough good teachers for training him. Please teach him yourself.
Many years after Edison’s mother died and he was one of the greatest inventors of the century, one day he was looking through the old family things. Suddenly he saw the folded paper in the corner of the drawer in a desk. He took it and opened it up. On the paper it was written: Your son is addled (mentally ill). We won’t let him come to school any more.
His mother’s eyes were tearful as she read out the letter aloud to her son : Your child is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have enough good teachers for training him. Please teach him yourself.
Many years after Edison’s mother died and he was one of the greatest inventors of the century, one day he was looking through the old family things. Suddenly he saw the folded paper in the corner of the drawer in a desk. He took it and opened it up. On the paper it was written: Your son is addled (mentally ill). We won’t let him come to school any more.
Edison cried for hours and then wrote in his diary: “Thomas Alva Adison was an addled child that, by the hero mother, became the genius of the century”
Just think how important it is for parents to believe in their children
Just think how important it is for parents to believe in their children
Good morning
The sky is so clear,
The sun is shining bright,
Let go of your stress and fright,
Because it's a new chapter,
A new day, Go ahead and have your say,
Good morning and have a lovely day!
The sun is shining bright,
Let go of your stress and fright,
Because it's a new chapter,
A new day, Go ahead and have your say,
Good morning and have a lovely day!
Humanity
In an ancient temple, a number of pigeons lived happily on the roof top.
When the renovation of the temple began for the annual temple feast the pigeons relocated themselves to a Church nearby.
The existing pigeons in the Church accommodated the new comers very well.
Christmas was nearing and the Church was given a facelift. All the pigeons had to move out and look for another place.
They were fortunate to find a place in a Mosque nearby. The pigeons in the Mosque welcomed them happily.
It was Ramadan time and the Mosque had to be repainted. All the pigeons now came back to the same ancient temple.
One day the pigeons on top saw some communal clashes below in the market square.
A baby pigeon asked the mother pigeon
"Who are these people ?"
"Who are these people ?"
The mother replied; they are "Human beings".
The baby asked,
But why are they fighting with each other...?
But why are they fighting with each other...?
The mother said "The human beings going to a temple are called 'Hindus' and the people going to a Church are called 'Christians' and the people going to a Mosque are called 'Muslims'.
The Baby pigeon asked, "Why is it so? When we were in the Temple we were called Pigeons, when we were in the church we were called Pigeons and when we were in the Mosque, we were called Pigeons. Similarly they should be called 'Human beings' wherever they go"?
The mother Pigeon said,
'You and me and our Pigeon friends have experienced God and that's why we are living here in this highly elevated place peacefully.
'You and me and our Pigeon friends have experienced God and that's why we are living here in this highly elevated place peacefully.
These people are yet to experience God.
Hence they are living below us and fighting and killing each other.
Don't Just Read this Message, SHARE it With all your near and dear ones, as Many of us Should be Thinking like those Pigeons.
Unemployment Joke
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
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Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
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He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
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So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
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Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
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The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!!
Sumit trivedi. 2009 batch... Mechanical.."
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
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.
.
.
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
.
.
.
.
.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
.
.
.
.
.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
.
.
.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
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The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!!
Sumit trivedi. 2009 batch... Mechanical.."
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Advanced Happy Diwali
🍀I 🍀
🌷Just🌷
🍀Want🍀
🌷To🌷
🍀Wish🍀
🌷You🌷
🍀A🍀
🌷Very🌷
🍀happy🍀
🌷diwali🌷
🍀And a🍀
🌷Happy🌷
🍀lovely🍀
🌷diwali🌷
🍀I 🍀
🌷Just🌷
🍀Want🍀
🌷To🌷
🍀Wish🍀
🌷You🌷
🍀A🍀
🌷Very🌷
🍀happy🍀
🌷diwali🌷
🍀And a🍀
🌷Happy🌷
🍀diwali🍀
🌷day🌷
🍀I 🍀
🌷Just🌷
🍀Want🍀
🌷To🌷
🍀Wish🍀
🌷You🌷
🍀A🍀
🌷happy🌷
🍀diwali🍀
🌷diwali🌷
🍀And a🍀
🌷Happy🌷
🍀diwali🍀
🌷diwali🌷
*•✨🌹take your phone🌹✨•*
*•✨💐in your hand💐✨•*
*•✨🌲first see🌲✨•*
*•✨🌻my pic🌻✨•*
*•✨🌺then wake up🌺✨•*
*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*
*•✨🌴your day🌴✨•*
*•✨🌸will be great🌸✨•*
✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨
⭐🌹🌹🌹⭐🌹🌹🌹⭐
🌹⭐✨⭐🌹⭐✨⭐🌹
🌹✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨🌹
✨🌹✨⭐🌞⭐✨🌹✨
⭐✨🌹✨⭐✨🌹✨⭐
✨⭐✨🌹✨🌹✨⭐✨
⭐✨⭐✨🌹✨⭐✨⭐
🍃🍂🍃happy 🍃🍂🍃
🍂🍃 diwali 🍃🍂
🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃
In advance 😛😜😃
🍀I 🍀
🌷Just🌷
🍀Want🍀
🌷To🌷
🍀Wish🍀
🌷You🌷
🍀Advance🍀
🌷happy🌷
🍀diwali🍀
*•✨😀🌹😀✨•*
*•✨💐🙏💐✨•*
*•✨🌲🎆🌲✨•
*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*
✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨⭐✨
⭐🌹🌹🌹⭐🌹🌹🌹⭐
🌹🔱 happy🌹diwali 🔱🌹
🌹in🐝🌼🐝 advance 🌹
✨🌹✨⭐🌞⭐✨🌹✨
⭐✨🌹✨⭐✨🌹✨⭐
✨⭐✨🌹✨🌹✨⭐✨
⭐✨⭐✨🌹✨⭐✨⭐
Hope I am the first one to wish u this time...
Advance happy diwali.
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